nissan420sx:

alright where are all yall getting these kermits…

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

ineffably-crowley:

gingerdonna:

GUYS BUT IMAGINE THEATRE IN THE WIZARDING WORLD

A WITCH STANDING IN THE WINGS CASTING A TRANSFIGURATION CHARM ON THE PUMPKIN 

ANIMAGI ACTORS PLAYING IN THE LION KING SO THERE ARE ACTUAL LIONS ONSTAGE

ALADDIN’S FLYING CARPET ACTUALLY FLYING

ELPHABA GETTING ON A REAL BROOM AND FLYING AROUND THE THEATRE SINGING DEFYING GRAVITY

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS

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destroyedforcomfort:

blackfootbeauty:

oliasis:

notyour-sidekick:

kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

Source

I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now

That awkward moment when Hugh Hefner is more trans-positive than most feminists of the same era. 

omg

(via maybeokay-willbe-ouralways)

literallysame:

this is honestly the best one
literallysame:

this is honestly the best one

literallysame:

this is honestly the best one

(via lulz-time)

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation
elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation
elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation
elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation
elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation
elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation
elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation
elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation
elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation
elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

(via ichikun)

equilibrious:

this was the cutest thing and also literally how i handle anyone being mad at me
equilibrious:

this was the cutest thing and also literally how i handle anyone being mad at me
equilibrious:

this was the cutest thing and also literally how i handle anyone being mad at me
equilibrious:

this was the cutest thing and also literally how i handle anyone being mad at me
equilibrious:

this was the cutest thing and also literally how i handle anyone being mad at me

equilibrious:

this was the cutest thing and also literally how i handle anyone being mad at me

(via planetsoda)

niehaus-vause:

you can see her accent
niehaus-vause:

you can see her accent
and-down-we-go:

seerofdoom:

breevandetramp:

this is my favorite thing on the internet

Suddenly she seems a lot more interesting.


I like the “40km per hour… scary stuff” part because that’s like… 25mph and-down-we-go:

seerofdoom:

breevandetramp:

this is my favorite thing on the internet

Suddenly she seems a lot more interesting.


I like the “40km per hour… scary stuff” part because that’s like… 25mph and-down-we-go:

seerofdoom:

breevandetramp:

this is my favorite thing on the internet

Suddenly she seems a lot more interesting.


I like the “40km per hour… scary stuff” part because that’s like… 25mph

and-down-we-go:

seerofdoom:

breevandetramp:

this is my favorite thing on the internet

Suddenly she seems a lot more interesting.

I like the “40km per hour… scary stuff” part because that’s like… 25mph

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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palmist:

i love this blooper 
palmist:

i love this blooper 
animalcrackersinmyblog:

odair-hofferson:


"Leave the saving of the world to the men?
I don’t think so…”


I really do love this animalcrackersinmyblog:

odair-hofferson:


"Leave the saving of the world to the men?
I don’t think so…”


I really do love this animalcrackersinmyblog:

odair-hofferson:


"Leave the saving of the world to the men?
I don’t think so…”


I really do love this animalcrackersinmyblog:

odair-hofferson:


"Leave the saving of the world to the men?
I don’t think so…”


I really do love this animalcrackersinmyblog:

odair-hofferson:


"Leave the saving of the world to the men?
I don’t think so…”


I really do love this animalcrackersinmyblog:

odair-hofferson:


"Leave the saving of the world to the men?
I don’t think so…”


I really do love this

animalcrackersinmyblog:

odair-hofferson:

"Leave the saving of the world to the men?

I don’t think so…”

I really do love this

(via peter-acorn)

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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smolderingtroyler:

heartyglobe:

nobody says it but we all know what this is about

This picture is weirdly genius

smolderingtroyler:

heartyglobe:

nobody says it but we all know what this is about

This picture is weirdly genius

(via peter-acorn)

alekzmx:

izzymar:

corrine-foxworth:

princeofthehallows:

A point Jon Stewart and EVERY OTHER GAY GUY wishes you could comprehend. 

They assume that because that’s how straight men treat women. Like predators going after prey. Sucks to feel vulnerable and scared, huh?

Men’s egos, everybody.

straight guys´ masculinity is the most fragil thing
alekzmx:

izzymar:

corrine-foxworth:

princeofthehallows:

A point Jon Stewart and EVERY OTHER GAY GUY wishes you could comprehend. 

They assume that because that’s how straight men treat women. Like predators going after prey. Sucks to feel vulnerable and scared, huh?

Men’s egos, everybody.

straight guys´ masculinity is the most fragil thing

alekzmx:

izzymar:

corrine-foxworth:

princeofthehallows:

A point Jon Stewart and EVERY OTHER GAY GUY wishes you could comprehend. 

They assume that because that’s how straight men treat women. Like predators going after prey. Sucks to feel vulnerable and scared, huh?

Men’s egos, everybody.

straight guys´ masculinity is the most fragil thing

(via peter-acorn)

the-fisher-queen:

ghostruto:

if you are under 18:

  • your nudes are child pornography 
  • people you send them to can be charged with possession of child pornography
  • you can be charged with distribution of child pornography 
  • don’t take nudes

This is not about body shaming, this is not about ‘telling you what to do with your sexuality’ this is literally a federal crime don’t fuck with the law okay.

(via and-down-we-go)